ha ha ha ha ha ha you live of value packs man im sitting here in tesco looking down the isle. came across this man with a big wide smile got 50 percent off this cheese more than i would in lidl dancing out the door skippin and a jumpin with a spiral i said to myself thats a great deal i went over to the isle with the value pack meal and i found a bargain that i couldnt resist four chicken pieces for 4 90 oh yes this is it and just like the man i went a skippin and a jumpin flying out the door all the while my heart thumpin i dived onto my wife and i went in the house these chicken pieces is worth more than your spouse i fired up the oven and i got to a cookin a bit of olive oil and now the things good lookin i throw in the fillets from the value pack from tesco the sizzling of the chicken was enough to say lets go. after the chicken done season with salt and pepper oh shit the value alone makes this even better i lift my fork and i dig into the chicken 1 2 3 bites and after i would lick it but my stomach started to rumble and i was rolling on the ground i went to the toilet and the flood of shit i found the chkcken fillets didnt seem to digest and i went to the gp for a checkup to see whats best and i went back into tescos with the same old man i went over to him and he said his name is stan when he got the value pack he had no plan and he was sick for a week lying in front of a fan. so no more value packs for me or him we might have to hoke out stuff in the bin yea. frick you tesco bad bad tesco stinky poopy tesco