I turn on the faucet, not hot but cold, to brush my teeth twice a day, like I was told, then I reach for my mach 3 turbo razor, to slick down my head, and shave my face, then I hop into the shower, I wash with axe, and I even got a long brush that can reach my back, turn the shower off, and grab my towel, starting to feel like a million bucks like Mr. Howell, I dry my body off, from top to bottom, nothing like a towel that's 100 percent cotton, walk over to my drawer, and grab a few quitips, put some Nivea on my head, now its shining like an eclipse, put some deodorant on, now I'm smelling fresh, maybe rub a little lotion on to soften my flesh, walk out of the bathroom now it's time to get dressed, put on a pair of pants and a shirt across my chest, grab a pair of Nike's, now I'm looking fine as sand, every womans crazy about a sharp dressed man.