no mo' shots
kkGrew up in chippawa on the brink of the falls 295 on banting, never followed protocols Drinking underage and smoking the ganja Go to sleep and den do it again manana Now please ladies and gentlemen pause for the applause That aint how im trynna live now because Drinking is fun but when youre 27 Hangover feels like armageddon in your melon Like your head is getting pistol whipped with a weapon Like you might die at any moment and float right up to heaven Ok im exaggerating a tiny bit it is true But if youre old like me this has probably happened to you Too much gin and too many shots What the hell did i do last night Because i remember not Now sing it with me friends, let me hear you roar Im never drinking again, youve said that before Chorus Ohhh i dont wanna drink no more No i dont wanna drink mo more Mmm i said no please no not another pour If you need me ill be over here on the dancefloor So youre lying in bed and the pain is intense Memories flooding back of last nights events I saw my old boss, wait what did i do? Did i spit in his drink? Yeah and you hit him with your shoe There goes my reference, burning my bridges, Oh dear lord, please listen, i know im not religious Just please take my pain i swear i wont drink again Ill go to church too please lord amen Well time to get up, i cant lay in bed all day Besides im hungry, cravin za and sorbet Pop an advil and chug some water, the pain dissipates Thank you lord jesus my father I look at the clock and its a quarter to 8 Suddenly i realize its alfonzos birthday Shit i have to get ready time to celebrate I know i said i wont drink, but i wont have none! Hmmm hair of the dog though, maybe ill just have one Chorus
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btw u sound like a teacher lol
haha this is funny
Grew up in chippawa on the brink of the falls 295 on banting, never followed protocols Drinking underage and smoking the ganja Go to sleep and den do it again manana Now please ladies and gentlemen pause for the applause That aint how im trynna live now because Drinking is fun but when youre 27 Hangover feels like armageddon in your melon Like your head is getting pistol whipped with a weapon Like you might die at any moment and float right up to heaven Ok im exaggerating a tiny bit it is true But if youre old like me this has probably happened to you Too much gin and too many shots What the hell did i do last night Because i remember not Now sing it with me friends, let me hear you roar Im never drinking again, youve said that before Chorus Ohhh i dont wanna drink no more No i dont wanna drink mo more Mmm i said no please no not another pour If you need me ill be over here on the dancefloor So youre lying in bed and the pain is intense Memories flooding back of last nights events I saw my old boss, wait what did i do? Did i spit in his drink? Yeah and you hit him with your shoe There goes my reference, burning my bridges, Oh dear lord, please listen, i know im not religious Just please take my pain i swear i wont drink again Ill go to church too please lord amen Well time to get up, i cant lay in bed all day Besides im hungry, cravin za and sorbet Pop an advil and chug some water, the pain dissipates Thank you lord jesus my father I look at the clock and its a quarter to 8 Suddenly i realize its alfonzos birthday Shit i have to get ready time to celebrate I know i said i wont drink, but i wont have none! Hmmm hair of the dog though, maybe ill just have one Chorus
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