I have just acquired approximately 200 dollars, I'll go to mcdonalds first, then you can holla, before I eat my fries, first I have gotta, get to the bathroom and take a big showa, my pits stink, my ass just shrinked, doesn't smell as bad, cause I said it fucking shrinked. But I still gotta wash that shit away, before people complain and fuck up my day. I smell worse than Tony from the Chamberland Maze, man that whole story felt like a whole essay, but it's done, gotta run have some fun, finished my shower now I need mint gum, woah, now I smell so fun. Oh my god, I think I just spun, spin spin spin, the draddle wins, sharks have fins and My wife has kids? Oh my got that just hit me in the ribs, not cause I ate chips while drinking some sips. Now I have a kid, that's not good, I don't know how he will feel in my neighborhood, Oh my goodness, the babies coming now? bow wow wow, how how how? I can't even make it so my wife won't be too proud, as long as I smell good, right fucking now, then she won't care I gotta style my hair I know this ain't fair but at least I'm not there. wait I forgot that part is bad, why did I, who did I have, to do this to my wife I better leave soon, she left me a message, honey I love you, shit packing my bags, she's a fucking hag so it ok Brad! Hey what's up it's Brad, brad I gotta leave soon, my wife's having a baby maybe she should love you, that's ok Justin I wanna be bad, whoich is the exact reason I decided to bang. Wait a second you banged and spranged? talking bout my wife in a slightly British slang? Sorry Justin but you know how it is, banging and spranging and making some kids? well I did say you could have my forgetable wife I have no live, this is unforgivable, woah there Justin, put the gun down, doesn't have to be this way, time to go down. I shot him.