lorblasian

Dumb Bars

lorblasian
Dumb Bars

9 Plays

26 Nov 2019

my mom she ain't want me had an abortion I was six I came out of my dad ass so my mom got hella pissed then I ate an orange and it turned into a brick I ended up in class but I was swimming with the fish I died because I had no water woke up in a ditch I flew like mary Poppins up in space on Mars and shit I had no socks on so my shoes just wouldnt fit found some mittens put them on my feet so I could skip put some dip up in my lip so I could dab a little bit now I'm hitting my vape pen because that bitch wouldnt stay lit damn now I'm cooking eggs on the pavement cause its healthy I picked one of them up and use that shit to take a selfie it turned into a donkey and it kicked me in my ass and now my ass is gone I'm looking for it in the dawn but the soap bottle was empty like oh where ever could it have gone

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5 years ago

my mom she ain't want me had an abortion I was six I came out of my dad ass so my mom got hella pissed then I ate an orange and it turned into a brick I ended up in class but I was swimming with the fish I died because I had no water woke up in a ditch I flew like mary Poppins up in space on Mars and shit I had no socks on so my shoes just wouldnt fit found some mittens put them on my feet so I could skip put some dip up in my lip so I could dab a little bit now I'm hitting my vape pen because that bitch wouldnt stay lit damn now I'm cooking eggs on the pavement cause its healthy I picked one of them up and use that shit to take a selfie it turned into a donkey and it kicked me in my ass and now my ass is gone I'm looking for it in the dawn but the soap bottle was empty like oh where ever could it have gone

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