bhailog

6 Plays

19 Nov 2019

Me rapper nai na rap krna mera kam But mann ki baat zubah lana chahata hu .. Insan hu ek baat bolna chahta hu chahata hu ki wapas me jeelu apna bachan sale yaad aate hai kamine mujhe woh har pal Chal rahi hai life unke bina bhi sahi par sale hote the toh hoti thi harkat.. Tha me bacha ek chomu sa ekdam tha sareef.. The jhute me fhate se aur baal the ajeeb Sabko lgta tha sala koi alien aagaya.. sale bhagte the mujhe jese me koi bimari hu unko kotari ka bill bohot bhari hu .... Phr 8we se aaya me 8 logo ke beech the sale harami fhar di meri kamiz .. Pehli class me hi bola kya bosdk kaha jaa raha hai yeh meri h seat... Me rooya chilya kiya unse jhgra sala malum nai tha bann jaege sale mere habib... Inhone na dekhe mere baal na kapre na samjha mujhe koi jadu lagaya gale se aur kehte hai sala sakal hai teri ekdam paadu.. Woh mere dost kamine diya mujhe maksad roone aur hasne ka... Jeeya unke sath aise lamhe jo sala jiya.... kabhi bhi Bina unke socho toh lgta hai bachapan jiya hi nai.. Sale harami the par the toh bache...Mere ab unke liye the kharche mere.. 5 rupiya me ghumte the pura kalkata... Bhai danish kya kehne tere... Ha Lakri ki khati uspe ek ghora ghore ki gand jab bus ne thoda toh ghoda hua langra bana padhora suchintya tu bana padora.. usko aisa mat bolo sala topper tha woh but hasta tha jese koi joker tha. Woh ... (Nai nai samjhme bhai police bulane wali hassi thi sale ki .).... Phr ek tha murga lagata tha bang harami giri me tha sabka woh baap ekdam kamina tha sabko fhasta par dil ka thukra tha sabko hasata... Bhai ek hai tu ek hi rahega mulgir tera naam par apun bhadwa hi kahega... Rabia bolte the kahe hi rabi uska naam tha sakal se sharif par mar leta sabki gand tha.... Ache handsome ladke na jo kar pate sala iske liye woh 2 sec ka kam tha... Bhabhi bhabhi bolke pata leta tha khud 2 din me malum chlta tha bhabhi bana da deta tha khud... Bhai bole toh apna ashish cutness ki dukan sala kutte ki kamiz.. kaha se laata tu itna hawas sale tarak ki machine... Chalti teri meri yaari sath nitin bohot bhari thi woh baarish jisme ham bheege the maza aagaya tere sang jeeke be.. Last aata hai mera apna beta faraz sare nibhata hai pura andar leta... Sala kabhi kabhi sochta hu khass us raat soojata aur miran tu hi na hota.... lekin sahi hua tu paida hua toh sahi aur issi bahane me chua toh sahi.. sala dost tu chor diya ladki ko mere liye bataya kon zaruri tere liye Bhai kese v mere salee hiree the hiree rahenge khun hai sabki alag par dil se sabhi mere kamine rahenge.. Love you bhailog.. ( dosti hai woh samndar jisme sala dubne ka bhi gham nai ..)

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5 years ago

Me rapper nai na rap krna mera kam But mann ki baat zubah lana chahata hu .. Insan hu ek baat bolna chahta hu chahata hu ki wapas me jeelu apna bachan sale yaad aate hai kamine mujhe woh har pal Chal rahi hai life unke bina bhi sahi par sale hote the toh hoti thi harkat.. Tha me bacha ek chomu sa ekdam tha sareef.. The jhute me fhate se aur baal the ajeeb Sabko lgta tha sala koi alien aagaya.. sale bhagte the mujhe jese me koi bimari hu unko kotari ka bill bohot bhari hu .... Phr 8we se aaya me 8 logo ke beech the sale harami fhar di meri kamiz .. Pehli class me hi bola kya bosdk kaha jaa raha hai yeh meri h seat... Me rooya chilya kiya unse jhgra sala malum nai tha bann jaege sale mere habib... Inhone na dekhe mere baal na kapre na samjha mujhe koi jadu lagaya gale se aur kehte hai sala sakal hai teri ekdam paadu.. Woh mere dost kamine diya mujhe maksad roone aur hasne ka... Jeeya unke sath aise lamhe jo sala jiya.... kabhi bhi Bina unke socho toh lgta hai bachapan jiya hi nai.. Sale harami the par the toh bache...Mere ab unke liye the kharche mere.. 5 rupiya me ghumte the pura kalkata... Bhai danish kya kehne tere... Ha Lakri ki khati uspe ek ghora ghore ki gand jab bus ne thoda toh ghoda hua langra bana padhora suchintya tu bana padora.. usko aisa mat bolo sala topper tha woh but hasta tha jese koi joker tha. Woh ... (Nai nai samjhme bhai police bulane wali hassi thi sale ki .).... Phr ek tha murga lagata tha bang harami giri me tha sabka woh baap ekdam kamina tha sabko fhasta par dil ka thukra tha sabko hasata... Bhai ek hai tu ek hi rahega mulgir tera naam par apun bhadwa hi kahega... Rabia bolte the kahe hi rabi uska naam tha sakal se sharif par mar leta sabki gand tha.... Ache handsome ladke na jo kar pate sala iske liye woh 2 sec ka kam tha... Bhabhi bhabhi bolke pata leta tha khud 2 din me malum chlta tha bhabhi bana da deta tha khud... Bhai bole toh apna ashish cutness ki dukan sala kutte ki kamiz.. kaha se laata tu itna hawas sale tarak ki machine... Chalti teri meri yaari sath nitin bohot bhari thi woh baarish jisme ham bheege the maza aagaya tere sang jeeke be.. Last aata hai mera apna beta faraz sare nibhata hai pura andar leta... Sala kabhi kabhi sochta hu khass us raat soojata aur miran tu hi na hota.... lekin sahi hua tu paida hua toh sahi aur issi bahane me chua toh sahi.. sala dost tu chor diya ladki ko mere liye bataya kon zaruri tere liye Bhai kese v mere salee hiree the hiree rahenge khun hai sabki alag par dil se sabhi mere kamine rahenge.. Love you bhailog.. ( dosti hai woh samndar jisme sala dubne ka bhi gham nai ..)

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