I want to get drunk whose trying to turn up cause I'll spit in your face if you try to touch this but hey we can have some fun tonight cause I'll be yours till bars close at 9 come and feel my pain and get drunk with me tonight come on let's dance our feelings away and you'll be my baby cause it's too far gone the booze is running low gotta call my uber taxi cause I cant drive my car tonight i wake up with you in my bed and i freak out kick you out the door and i start remembering last night drunk with hangover still you ruined my morning now time for coffee and a break oh no my car is still at the bar oh shit