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yoda vs emperor

Lil_Coochie
yoda vs emperor

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20 Oct 2019

Yoda: Give a fuck, I do not, Ugly you are, A cuck, you are, have a bitch you dont, cuz far away they stay, laid you wont get, played you will be, raped by a she, force choke you I will, now talk to my knee. Look like a krusty old man, you do, only one who thinks this I am not, Darth Vader too. Out of time you are running, sour as a lime you are, now this rhyme you must finish, Take it, mace windu. Mace Windu: You be lookin like a whole entire cheeto, so suprising that you outlived greedo, you be lookin like a crusty old toe, when you ask out girls, they always say no Yoda: Look like a bitch you do, Do everyone a favor you did, by killing all the jedi, they dont have to look at you, true that an all powerful emperor you are, promised a peaceful galaxy you did, everyone I see is miserable so far, you be lookin like an old crusty squid. Emperor: I'm afraid your autism is quite operational, the amount of retardism you produce is inspirational, you look like a frog im so observational. You look like a fuckin gremlin, your head be as wide as a fuckin melon, I'm afraid it's time to teach you a lesson, c,mon darth vader, show your aggression. Vader: You be living in a hut on a swamp, you couldn't even kill the slut that you spawned, you be looking like a retarded duck, I'll keep roasting you I dont give a fuck Emperor: Please dont join the dark side, All you'll do is make my troops hide, your face is so ugly, you look like stewie griffin, your 900 years old, your barely livin.

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5 years ago

@barger lol

hahaha this made me laugh bro😂💪💯

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