#GFS #Parody #Rap #LaLaLa #ILikeIt #Remix #Y2K #Divorce #CardiB #NewThings Had plenty a fun making this. You might need to read the lyrics as you listen (down below) ⬇️⬇️⬇️ But this is the story of Bob and his divorce. Perfect! When she walked inside of my crib, With Jeff from the insurance companyknew it was legit, (Hi Bob) He doubles as a lawyer so he can buy shit for his kids, (XBox) I had no clue what distribution of my assets would mean. She take my shit and she go ha ha ha ha ha ha, Took half my salsa bowl cha cha cha cha cha cha cha, She took the do re left me fa so la ti ti ti ti, Took the studio before this song was fully complete, (Damn it Mary) She taking my things I can't say shit, She left the cable on basic, Nagging and always complaining, I went out to go get some brain and, She called me up with th@ amen, Now I been giving her payments, All a the money I'm saving, I should probably wasted, Assumptions, Tired of the cussing, Tired of the bla bla, Tired a the fussing, Tired of the nah when we rarely be fucking, So I hit up Gaga for 3 50 sumtin {That's pretty expensive for prostitue Bob}, How she had found out I don't know bout that, Probably her friends they caught me on Snap, (Girl: Hi Bob) I just really hope she don't take my Mac, Is that 50 Cent? I'll take that, {So is it now a 25 cent Album} Oh my god here she comes again, She stills wants more, [You know she likes it like that] I can't blame noone but myself, I fucked a whore, [Gaga the Prostitute: You know I like it like that]. All these strangers going through my things, (Nice Globe) Hope they don't find lube and the cock rings, (What the Fuck) That bitch she took half of my friends, (Bill: Sorry Bob) That bitch she took half of all my things, (Ice Cream Ad Lib) She probably, Just owns, Your ass, Or just one cheek, (No comment 💀💀💀) My god what else, Half the TV, 📺 And half the cat, (Don't question it) Your STDs, Got half of my clap. (Enthusiastic Gonorrhea) It was really weird how she split up the cutlery, (It's half) She took all forks and spoons so how the fuck I'm gonna eat, (You got knives) Half a shirt be on my back and half my shoes be on my feet, (Enthusiastic Swag) I can't even masturbate cause she took half of my meat, 😔😔😔 #Respect My god she's taking everything, Don't got much more, [I cannot get my life back] I thought being single would be fine pussy galore, [My god it's nothing like that] I'm kinda glad she took both of the kids, So they don't see my crying in my bed, {It's ok for men to cry btw} Long style because she took half the mattress, Don't think the pussy was worth all the stress, Cause Divorce be like that.