a long time ago in a galaxy far far away... I'm Anakin Skywalker wife is Padme, she likes being choked. accidentally killed her by the way "I have the high ground Anakin" shit Obi-wan says with my lightsaber younglings I've slain underneath the emperor I rule an army I'm main stream everyone knows my name now right at the seam. Anakin Skywalker was who I was. Darth Vader is now who i am. First I massacred the tusken raiders damn that's what you get for fucking with my fam my mom died in my arms should've killed Watto on the farms Qui Gon Jinn saved me as a child from harm. Padme liked me from the start, she liked my charm. I built C3P0 and R2D2 became mine. when something bothered me I said I was fine. but I'd pent up hatred which leads to suffering which leads to the dark side. I should've been a knight on the council Jedi I wouldn't have Luke and Leia if it weren't for the medi. I burned up in lava but I didnt die. I was supposed to save my wife from dying why?! I blame Obiwan I am the chosen one to bring balance to the force. Count Dooku amputated my arm with his lightsaber Padme looks so fucking hot with her lasers my kids are now the chosen ones saviors they make up for all of my failures. Luke I am your father sorry about your hand. but you got to understand I was evil on my period for decades. i know o wasnt always there for you son but I did save your life risked my own and I'm proud of you. you have awoken me