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modern presidential [dis]

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modern presidential [dis]

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25 Jun 2019

#longest #most #epic #dis #DonaldTrump #POTUSpwnd #ActOfWar #Fearless #DisTrump #PunchUpNotDown #AlbumLengthTrack #32MinDis #3500WordDis #TrumpDis #FuckTrump #DonaldTrumpBigotClown @realDonaldTrump #LongestRapInHumanHistory #WorldRecordCandidate #LongestDis #BattleMeDonald #BruhButThisSpokenWordThoNotRap #ItsBoth #IntroTrackOutro #poetry #NoBodilyThreat #NoPhysicalThreat #HelloUnitedStatesSecretService #pacifism #IamApacifist #MyOnlyWeaponsAreWordsAndSentences #PunchUpNotDown #ModernPresidential #rawz #rawzsolo #rawzdis #FuckYouMrPresident #FuckYouVeryMuch #EpicDis #MostEpic #MostEpicDis This became so long I had to degrade the sound quality a bit to get under the app's 20MB limit. Higher quality version on my soundcloud soon. If you are expecting 32 min of only fast flow, you may be disappointed. If you're expecting any direct violent threats whatsoever -- that's a legit felony, so no... Instead, i used "no physical threats" as a constraint for this dis and let my creativity run wild within those bounds. There are some sparsely rhyming sections (or straight up breaks), so you may get a spoken word or slam poetry vibe from certain parts. Mostly, I #dare you all to make anything this cutting edge and fearless. Fuckin do it, G. See how far you get. I wrote this in < 3 hours, and this is my first take performance. Could I have put in more time? Yes. Could I improve this? Yes. Will I repost a better recording of this at some point? Maybe. Did I just drop the longest rap song ever made ever, written & recorded within a single day? Probably, maybe not. Did i dis the sitting President of the United States for 32 min straight and make that shit public? Absolutely. (Except maybe at the very end. You decide.) Written lyrics (minus freestyle elements, which are plentiful... perhaps too much so) weigh in at 3,591 words. From some cursory research, it's possible this may be the longest rap song ever written 😂😜🤪 --- let me know if you know of anything that's longer. If you just want to argue with me endlessly about whether or not this is rap, save it. I'm far more interested in asking that question than answering it or attempting to answer it. Tell me about stuff you know that's like this but longer / better so I can check it out. (I don't really care that much if you think this isn't rap for some reason.) If you're a Trump fan, fuckin send me a battle invite or STFU. I will crush any Trump supporter who sees this and challenges me. Game on, muthafuckas. This is highly experimental. It may not be for everyone, and that is okay. Feel free to tell me what you think about any aspect of this though. As always, open to all feedback --- unless you're Justin Wayne, in which case still feel free. Just know that I will continue to fuck with you in any response I elect to send your sorry ass, as I ceaselessly mock you and your bigotry and clownishness eternally until you send me that battle invite I demanded from you days ago muthafucka ;) Just do it. Rip off the band aid. (But hey, the longest dis track ever is no longer about you lol. Now there's an even longer one about Donald Trump. So things are looking up for you, no? No, unfortunately they're still not. Sorry, bigotclown.) ☮️✌️

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4 years ago

Here are my scores: Bars: 10/10 Delivery: 10/10 Impression: 10/10

5 years ago

Here are my scores: Bars: 9/10 Delivery: 9/10 Impression: 9/10

5 years ago

Here are my scores: Bars: 8/10 Delivery: 8/10 Impression: 8/10

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