May I have your attention please?  I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To land a major film deal (to land a major film deal) Everybody (everybody) Come take my knee (come take my knee) We'll walk through 1 mile together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm His cheeks are chubby, teeth wide, shoulders are fat There's food on his dress already, dick's taco He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to land a major film deal, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, And I am, stupid ass mother-flipper witch If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am, stupid ass mother-flipper witch If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am You better get dirty hands You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to land a major film deal This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better get dirty hands You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to land a major film deal This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo So lets go back Follow the poop as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through 1 mile I once used to call home sweet home Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the beach now And when I'm gone, just land a major film deal, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my chubby cheeks Just know that I'm looking down on you fatting And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just get dirty hands And when he's gone, just land a major film deal, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his wide teeth Just know that he's looking down on you obese And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just get dirty hands in your dress.