Yeah yeah It's Saturday night I'm in door's That ain't right Doing dumb shit on mobile phone But then I know I'm not alone.... Coz there's people just like u Saturday night doing dumb shit too Do dumb shit Why coz we enjoy it And going out is kinda can I endure it Coz if I drink, I can drive home So I do dumb shit on my mobile phone Get an uber I here u say Well I could get raped some of the drivers are gay I mean they do drive priuses So my friend ill stay home Doing dumb shit on my phone Yeah no hang over for me A couple of biscuits and a cup of Tea Might even see what's on tv Instead of dumb shit on my phone And if I go out I might get in a fight That kinda shit happens on a Saturday night And then I'll end up in a cell And won't get home Could even break my mobile phone And then I could lose all my numbers I mean there not all on the sim And here's the thing I'll have to wait till u gave me a ring