this is how I start my day put on my boots and I polish up my AK I pour myself a bowl of cereal then go to the corner make a quick deal in my car rmusic up and making my tires squeal late for work again barely make any money to spend everyday running around in circles then I got to do it over again so I try to switch it up everyday I'm pouring something different in My Cup could be dr. pepper Mountain Dew Cherry 7Up I'm very unusual where's the blunt fired up I stay open to different kinds of women sometimes I meet him at the gym sometimes I meet him when I'm swimming strange things happen to me every day there ain't no such thing as coincidence that's what I say so I try to live by God's ten commandments hey man can I get you set up on payments that way you pay me back all the money you owe me but I got to charge you interest homie it's Friday I just got paid looking for a girl for a quick lay so I go to the club going to get me a bottle of that expensive ass bub got a girl in the VIP giving me a shoulder rub getting f***** up headed to The Waffle House and getting me a little grub hitting on the waitress I'm glad she got patients they don't kick me out tonight cuz I don't get into any crazy fighting time to head back to the crib but first I got to pick up my girl says she want some late-night dick get back to the house everything is quiet as a mouse until I make her scream and I'm taking off her blouse every story has an end still awake in the morning then we do it all over again