Peel open the pack Get ready for a rap on wraps! Got a white tortilla So soft to the touch I've got an idea Let's warm it up Grab out a pan Stick it on the hob Keep a low flame Don't want it too hot The wraps warm and soft Time to prepare the sauce Get my Sainsbury's brand Then I have a pause I realise this brand is way too cheap A more expensive sauce is what I need Go search the cupboard find some Old El Paso Rip open the pack Test it with a nacho It is pretty spicy That's how I like it Time to chop up my chicken Into tons of little bits Get my chunks of chicken Then I add the sauce Chop up a couple peppers Then I drop my jaw It's nearly ready to bung it in the oven just add an onion Now the tortilla chips are summoned While I wait for my mixture to finally cook, get the chips and the salsa and I took Some cheese to sprinkle on the top A Scrap pap pap and a pop pop pop My mixture is done pull it out the oven Stick in the nachos Half a dozen Apply the mixture to the soft tortilla base Add some lettuce and cheese This is far from a disgrace Take a bite into the heaven but the spice is like hell wait a minute what's that smell Smells like smoke, smoke alarm starts ringing The kitchens on fire I should probably stop singing ahhhhhhh