When mom drinks buchlight She aint no delight Be careful she dont end up in another fist fight. Dont even argue with her cuz she thinks she always right Sleeps in the day and parties at night. Told her ex husband to go fly a kite. Then left him a delight: Turned of the highway Then into the driveway And sent a surpise my way When i saw her poop in my yard i did not know what to say. I just lookes her in eye and said u gay.