The IRS got nothing on me Because my shits 501(c)(3) I'll share my knowledge but you got to pay Because I'm a mothafuckin cpa Try and Audit me, I fucking dare ya I'll arrest your development like Michael Cera Don't talk to me about the economy Like John Maynard Keynes, I'm expansionary And like the federal reserve I'll control your interest I'm reading the Journal, you're reading Pinterest Stocks, bonds, private equity funds While you buying Bud Light I'm making Grey Goose runs My balance sheet is clean, accounts reconciled And my cash flow, that shits fuckin wild White collar crime, that shit is whack You belong in jail like you slinging crack I'm ethical, I rep my profession like a Catholic priest, better hear my confession Bernie Madoff with your hopes and dreams So I won't fall for any fucking ponzi schemes I make due diligence like a business merger And Like Paul Manafort, I'll make you perjure Cuz I see through bullshit like a polygraph So dont fuck with me if you cant do the math My raps volatile like a global market You rhyme like DC streets, unable to park it While you circle the block trying to find a spot I got reserved space in a parking lot I put that my shit on my expense report And they reimburse me, corporate support I work the system like I worked your mom Like defense contracts, I'm the mothafucking bomb