Oh wow, Ramona's birthday? Crazy ramona is crawfish Jesus ramona looks like a rat With her crusty little toes God has left the chat You just got exposed Irrelevant, you are You look like you drink tar Mariah Carey want to be with that skinny legendness Your third cousin's quaking Mariah Carey got finessed Eating blocks of ramen That's not very common Looking like a rag Being really swag not praying to Jesus everyday What the freak man that's not okay You look like a horse I bet you eat hay Happy birthday thot Now you better go away Lactose intolerant But you need some milk (haha) Drinking hot dog water on the daily You looking scaly Flexing on those haters Even though you look like mater You look like a noodle You moldy toaster strudel Happy birthday booty cheek, I hope you get a poodle