you know i met your mother at a gangbang can you please call me daddy when i wake up wearing your dads night robe oh you had a nightmare dreamimg i was fucking your mom and your wife upstairs you better believe it and not pinching that going to relieve this you want to borrow car bitch better come home by midnight cause you know its family night im going to beat you at monopoly im going to send you to room think about how you behave me and your mom wont accept that shit can i check on your homework so one day youll get to work like me your new daddy better call me daddy when im coming home better have the supper ready when i get home bitch