dan and chan ya think yo flow is tight. But y'all just two whack dudes huggin at night. Yall sound like kids, whos on hook on phonics. Your raps post, aren't even that honest. Imma step up and show you whos the greatest. Don't worry imma chill with yall and get hella faded. Dan you think your the man, but who you tryin to be playin? you, can't keep yo fish alive, with all the time you be takin. Dont get me started on your lost blouse. callin everyone, but not your spouse. i tore up my house looking for your sweater. But we all know i can rap better. Yeah yeah, if i can keep roasting you. this post would last forever. but its not all about you. We got 1 more thats not much more clever. I see you chan, sittin in the corner. I didn't forget, your the one thats shorter. Where you get that supreme? Tryin to look phat. Man dawg, you dont look good in that hat. You got the swag of a 12th grader, thats the matter of fact. You rippin and ryhmin and zippin and flyin. Come to my city, theres real dine-in. Heard you like to snack on that 24 pack. Hot cheetos and takis thats the crack. Imma stop here and sit on my sofa. I dont wanna make ya cry, cuz i know ya. Do yall need a tissue box? Cause i burned y'all. ("I am not a rapper")