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•26 Sep 2018
last night at flexmas we all got wasted it was one for ages party was thrown on friday but im still hungover Tuesday with a major headache im pretty sure we still cant find little mike he starting tripping then dissaapperad saying he saw the light well pat pat flex and i stayed best friends for the rest our lifes but this is just one flexmas that we will always think back to for the rest of our fl clear are calenders for the week just for recovery time the festivities will start on friday night just after 9 oh did i mention flex is. already on the top of the roof its only 9.05 oh look he can fly this is the one night were no rules apply besides underage Chinese hookers pat nice try pat where is mike i see hoodie but he's no where in sight how he dissapear before anyone arrived thats when flex said he has been geeked out since about 5 seems about right the whole scene is a vibe we got every party favor so dont be shy payoti from the tribe pills from the whites OH SHIT FELLAS THERES GOES MIKE to keep it real flexmas is the ulitmate celebration to life on that topic flex happy birthday my guy well i can tell you a story ortwo not to be rude i just will probably end up jail if i do is just me or flex do you remember seeing dj b.oakes on the 1s and 2s o yah that's right flex says while hes smiling o i forgot to tell you right after we found mike a letter adressed to pat dropped from a parachute in the sky and when he read it laughed so hard that he cryed it read merry flexmas from the big guy that or we were just staring at the sky really really high that part is for you to decide it was the best party of all time dammit hold on we lost mike nevermind hes just passed out in the grass exhausted from the night so ill leave you with this take it or leave it flexmas is a real thing so start believing you can tell them flex said it im blessed which is way more then gifted school of hard knocks phd in hustling with a minor in getting it im just starting far from finished my flow to yours is mike tyson to fighting midgetsfar so who wants what im giving out free tickets and cookies for the kids like your at chedders for your first visit i rap about real life only say what im living you just rap what they tell you to i know your verses scripted leave your stomach sour like you swalloed a bowl of lemons i told them stop tripping ask for a aladdin if you looking for the genie that grants wishes my flow sting. like nemos dad through a field of jellyfishs undertaker of mummble rappers i give no forgiveness stick and move with quickness like a stock broker looking for cash from Another buisness flow is just starting like i told you this is only the beginning god told me lets get it so fuck ima get it g eazy with the swag talking no limits southern boy but i aint talking lynard skinard aimming for these rappers with a sawed shogtgun shooting in a barrel of fishes Another Parking lot confession Nobody set tripping because I don’t rep any set unless I’m bench pressing Check the box for further suggestions Latley Im doing a lot of confessin But to god don’t get it twisted never been the one snitching That comes from your own clique so move in siloence and make sure to pay attention Because self demise is the only weapon against you that shall prosper Flow is worth a gold globe Or at least nomination Maybe an Oscar But this ant the proud family I’ll take both you offering I think it’s time primo Let’s these haters rip close the coffins Dressed in all black at the wake like manger of hot topic Melt the mic with my words I spit hot lava Not afraid to get dirty and split the skull first born daughter This is a geniocide to mumble rappers ✓ An all out lyrical manslaughter ◦ I can hear them now screaming for help like the soprano of an opera ◦ Call me the black mamaba ◦ Gs move in silence remember it’s not pronounced lasagna ◦ Family in the mud and family in the Bahamas ◦ Flow like choppas spittting louder then lamas ◦ Eat your girl pussy likes I’m drunk and she left over Beni Honda’s ◦ Breaking hip hop barriers ◦ Like I’m related to Obama ◦ Provide the medicine to the game like I’m mix between Jesus and a doctor ◦ Lyrics flow through my mind like words on a TelePrompTer ◦ Slice ass ya in half like a loaf of bread thrown through the blades of a helicopter ◦ You check for. The boogeyman before u sleep well before he sleeps I’m who he looks for in his closet ◦ Been jumped off the porch ◦ Knocked over grandmas rocker ◦ For mine I go toe to toe with the devil like I’m a boxer ◦ Check the swag before you try me ◦ Mr lock in the bag is what they call me ◦ You’re girl is just a thot her legs open like school hallways ◦ Excuse me I’m faded u can tell by the look in my eyes the way that have a slight gaze ◦ What u Chinese’s why u looking at me sideways ◦ School is session sit down I’m about to hand out grades ◦ Calm down no class not everyone could earn all as ◦ Agh fuck it give me the gun I’m gonna to make this another white man school shooting fuck the test hear you lye in your classroom graves
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last night at flexmas we all got wasted it was one for ages party was thrown on friday but im still hungover Tuesday with a major headache im pretty sure we still cant find little mike he starting tripping then dissaapperad saying he saw the light well pat pat flex and i stayed best friends for the rest our lifes but this is just one flexmas that we will always think back to for the rest of our fl clear are calenders for the week just for recovery time the festivities will start on friday night just after 9 oh did i mention flex is. already on the top of the roof its only 9.05 oh look he can fly this is the one night were no rules apply besides underage Chinese hookers pat nice try pat where is mike i see hoodie but he's no where in sight how he dissapear before anyone arrived thats when flex said he has been geeked out since about 5 seems about right the whole scene is a vibe we got every party favor so dont be shy payoti from the tribe pills from the whites OH SHIT FELLAS THERES GOES MIKE to keep it real flexmas is the ulitmate celebration to life on that topic flex happy birthday my guy well i can tell you a story ortwo not to be rude i just will probably end up jail if i do is just me or flex do you remember seeing dj b.oakes on the 1s and 2s o yah that's right flex says while hes smiling o i forgot to tell you right after we found mike a letter adressed to pat dropped from a parachute in the sky and when he read it laughed so hard that he cryed it read merry flexmas from the big guy that or we were just staring at the sky really really high that part is for you to decide it was the best party of all time dammit hold on we lost mike nevermind hes just passed out in the grass exhausted from the night so ill leave you with this take it or leave it flexmas is a real thing so start believing you can tell them flex said it im blessed which is way more then gifted school of hard knocks phd in hustling with a minor in getting it im just starting far from finished my flow to yours is mike tyson to fighting midgetsfar so who wants what im giving out free tickets and cookies for the kids like your at chedders for your first visit i rap about real life only say what im living you just rap what they tell you to i know your verses scripted leave your stomach sour like you swalloed a bowl of lemons i told them stop tripping ask for a aladdin if you looking for the genie that grants wishes my flow sting. like nemos dad through a field of jellyfishs undertaker of mummble rappers i give no forgiveness stick and move with quickness like a stock broker looking for cash from Another buisness flow is just starting like i told you this is only the beginning god told me lets get it so fuck ima get it g eazy with the swag talking no limits southern boy but i aint talking lynard skinard aimming for these rappers with a sawed shogtgun shooting in a barrel of fishes Another Parking lot confession Nobody set tripping because I don’t rep any set unless I’m bench pressing Check the box for further suggestions Latley Im doing a lot of confessin But to god don’t get it twisted never been the one snitching That comes from your own clique so move in siloence and make sure to pay attention Because self demise is the only weapon against you that shall prosper Flow is worth a gold globe Or at least nomination Maybe an Oscar But this ant the proud family I’ll take both you offering I think it’s time primo Let’s these haters rip close the coffins Dressed in all black at the wake like manger of hot topic Melt the mic with my words I spit hot lava Not afraid to get dirty and split the skull first born daughter This is a geniocide to mumble rappers ✓ An all out lyrical manslaughter ◦ I can hear them now screaming for help like the soprano of an opera ◦ Call me the black mamaba ◦ Gs move in silence remember it’s not pronounced lasagna ◦ Family in the mud and family in the Bahamas ◦ Flow like choppas spittting louder then lamas ◦ Eat your girl pussy likes I’m drunk and she left over Beni Honda’s ◦ Breaking hip hop barriers ◦ Like I’m related to Obama ◦ Provide the medicine to the game like I’m mix between Jesus and a doctor ◦ Lyrics flow through my mind like words on a TelePrompTer ◦ Slice ass ya in half like a loaf of bread thrown through the blades of a helicopter ◦ You check for. The boogeyman before u sleep well before he sleeps I’m who he looks for in his closet ◦ Been jumped off the porch ◦ Knocked over grandmas rocker ◦ For mine I go toe to toe with the devil like I’m a boxer ◦ Check the swag before you try me ◦ Mr lock in the bag is what they call me ◦ You’re girl is just a thot her legs open like school hallways ◦ Excuse me I’m faded u can tell by the look in my eyes the way that have a slight gaze ◦ What u Chinese’s why u looking at me sideways ◦ School is session sit down I’m about to hand out grades ◦ Calm down no class not everyone could earn all as ◦ Agh fuck it give me the gun I’m gonna to make this another white man school shooting fuck the test hear you lye in your classroom graves
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