Jackie turned thirty, we're about to shed a tear Affliction shirt ripping off, cause I have no fear stussy out of style, mossimo was the shit rvca in the trunk, other shirts don't fit Jeremy goes to war with me, without wearing armour I'll bury him under, overall's I'm a farmer i produce and raise the grain, then hope to cash the cow I'm roaring like a puma, out of you I hear "meow" to be the hugo boss though, tell me what's lacoste? eighty nine dollar t-shirt?, rather shop at ross so I better make that money, so I don't have to bitch while I wear my 8 year polo, that I got from A & Fitch but I guess it hilfigers, that you're running like a jerry got a tommy gun, and I'll eat you like a burberry head to the timberland, buckle round your neck breathing diesel fumes, all the hoses i have checked leave you in the hills, all my feelings I've expressed pray to my true religion, thoughts starched down and pressed I ask myself to stay or Levi choose to stand and fight mostly cause I can't run, my JNCO pants aren't tight Jackie in her lululemon, kids are eating watermelon Jeremy sings about low places, Jackie pulling up her laces Crazy psyche in her nikes, then she goes to star cycie    Runs and pedals 50 mileys, looking up the clouds are cyrus   Charlie in her carter onesie, Jackie running just for funnsies Life’s a fast roller coaster, better  buckle up Lifes a bucking horsey Charlie, get saddled up   Enjoy your twosies Blakey,  so enjoy your sippy cup Life’s better as a couple, when its hard  hustle up Friends till the end, its been 4 years   Happiness tastes better, after a few tears   Navigating life is like clicking on the waze app make a few wrong turns but  better days will come back surrounded by your friends and family watch your twenties fade so happy birthday Jackie Welcome to your next decade