Back in my day we didn't have furries Just real tough guys, no need to worry We'd hit the streets, no need to scurry Nowadays it's all about cosplay, it's kinda blurry I miss the days when we kept it simple No need for costumes, just a fist for a dimple We'd settle things with a good old rumble Now it's all about dressing up and being humble Back in my day it was all about the grind Working hard to get ahead, no time to unwind Now it's all about who's got the best design But I'll stick to my roots, I'm not the cosplay kind I'll take it back to the days of old Where real men stood tall and bold No need for costumes to be sold Back in my day, we were real, not just a mold