I used to be good friends with this dude. we was neighbours. I known him since he was born. but that little shit betrayed me. I had this toy gun he said he wanted it but my other friend had it .so I said wait a minute. couldn't wait two seconds . he said ,"give me the gun" I said no. so he threw a punch and we started fighting. he started to lose so his fat older brother stepped in and threw my head into the corner of the car . he so fat he be tripping over his own belly. I heard pregnant people eat for two so that must mean he is pregnant. but he look like he be eating for 5 . used to he friends now we are used to being enemies.