The Wild Story

Hiya guys! Wanna hear a story? So. it goes like this... ya. ya ... ya ya ya. so i was walking down the streetminding my own business, then i slipped on a banana peel. At first, i thought that it wasn't a big deal. i then i broke my hip. and i lost my dick. my balls fucking exploded then my brain just decoded i watched time fly by in an instant. i had accidentally killed an infant. i got crack from an overseas shipment.......i sniffed a bout two kilos... i felt like one of those superheroes i wanted to kill negros together with my amigos. we fucked chicks in casinos. we sucked dicks shaped like jalapenos