Co-workers wanted me to write this so enjoy! Lyrics: welcome to bear king, Located straight off avenue G Number 207, come on in take a seat Be right with ya Really nice to meet Let’s make an experience Wanna get delirious we got the drink Hazy eyes, an nice surprise Lady may, a pineapple IPA Monkey bridge, my personal fave It’s banana citrus, try it it’s ok Want something for the gods we got Ambrosia A maple amber ale that’s sweet, so say I told ya Want a chocolate delicacy, that’s bittersweet, Taste like a galaxy, call it the Milky Way. What can I say, I make no “empty promise” Cept when it’s raspberry ale, then we gotcha Feeling hazy with guava, it’s probably misty lady Makes you and all your friends get crazy. So loud we hear it in the kitchen, were we do more Than just simply burger flippin While you sippin, Cream we are whipping And Making your sauces for dipping It’s a lie when you say that we don’t do much Come in on the weekend, let’s serve you some brunch Feel like bacon love To French toast casserole Well sate your appetite, satisfy you straight to the soul What do we do when we improvise, Bam! braised short rib caught you by surprise Funny bird be crazy, with the breast and them thighs. Soaked in lemon and garlic, mind your eyes. Better watch the beef cause it be stroganoff, Not to the bird, that’s work inappropriate How absurd, it’s pasta you goofy inebriate Lean in close cause I have a little secret Get a pretzel if you haven’t had it yet. Hot honey with the feta To make your life better Or perhaps you want our fries With a little salt and pepper. Go ahead and Take a bite at our poutine, Fries with brisket, pico, and some cheddar gravy Wanna try? yes, no, or maybe? Burger more your style? Nothing like the legendary Perhaps you’re a king and need a taste of our royale. Take a bite and I bet it’ll change your morale Farmers cut be on the shrooms with the bacon and jack. Want something a little simpler let’s roll it back. Original is our classic, your loss if you pass it Take a chance and grab it. Add cheddar and o-rings it’ll satisfy your stomach. Add some bar-b-q we call it a Lubbock Like guac on your burger? Pico and jalapeño in a halo. Slapped on angus beef with cheddar call it Laredo. We supply it but if you deny it Then perhaps a salad is more your fit. El oso is corny but in a good way, bells make it ring What more can I say? Oh yea, and our dressing take a guess what it is, aw yeah. it’s chipotle. Want something sweet and kind of fruity? The seasonal got the strawberry to make it extra juicy. Don’t sleep on the champ with avocado, with extra tones of strips to bring the bravado. We got one more left so let’s go and “wedge” it here to secure the win. It comes with tomato, crumbles, and blue cheese to dip it in. Now let’s go. Here in bear king you know how we roll Head rocking to the tempo Oh yeah now they know We jammin in the kitchen Got patience for your children x3 -we all out here vibing.