Toilet noises* Clears throat* Ahh that feeling when you take a nice poo but it feels very messy, wait! Where is the toilet paper?! No it can't be! THERE IS NO TOILET PAPERRRR!!! Im in the bathroom, it smells of poo Oh what do I do all there is is a bath, toilet, sink and 4 shampoos It smells of chicken and old cookie crumb I look around to see if anything cleans my bum I see links but that will burn A bathroom rug oh' that will itch The smell cant be enrich But then I heard something that made me turn It was a knock knock knock at the door from my mom She said LET ME IN but then I said that I'm wiping, I'm lying Because I can't find toilet paper anywhere And I need help Please Realisation* Guess what I found something to wipe my bum And I look like a clown But my white shirt Was soon the turn brown...