I'm in the kitchen whippin' up them cookies, no Betty Crocker Got the dough on lock, call me the cookie monster Mix it up, bake it up, watch it rise like a rocket My cookies so good, they got these haters in their feelings, can't stop it Chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal raisin, take your pick I got all the flavors, my cookies make you feel like a kid Milk on the side, perfect combination, can't resist You want seconds, thirds, fourths, my cookies got you hooked, can't quit I'm a cookie connoisseur, my recipe is top secret People try to replicate, but they can't compete I'm the king of the kitchen, ruler of the sweets So come on over, taste the magic, take a seat