Cliff 16th Birthday Rap by Kyle Morey April 2024 Yo, it's Cliff's 16th, let's make it lit, The king of Fortnight, can't deny, he's it! Riding bikes all over town, on the move, YouTube with a cactus hugger, making his groove. Soccer champ, yeah, he's got that speed, And Dungeons and Dragons, he's the one you need. With the priesthood keys, he's got the power, Assembling furniture, every minute, every hour. (Chorus) Cliff jumper, always on the go, With tight abs, he's the real pro. Easy on the eyes, muscles for days, Hanging with his peeps, in so many ways. Always thinking of others, that's his style, Nicknamed Awesome, with a dazzling smile. Mr. Marvel man, good at being good, Asked a girl to prom, yeah, she understood. Reading Michael Vey, that's his go-to book, And his funny movie quotes, they always hook. (Chorus) Cliff jumper, always on the go, With tight abs, yeah he's the real pro. (Outro) So here's to Cliff, the coolest of them all, With his popcorn love and his laughter call. Happy 16th, and for goodness sake Looking at you, Point Break! Background Who in the world is Pookie Bear, anyway? Ciff, You’re like a potato, in a minefield. Sparks! Jerk bending. Still got it. Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!