Home Alone some one pick up the phone I'm here all by myself with no one else mom's is gone dad is gone sister's are gone what the hell is going on the fishes are hungry and I can't feed them if I did I'd probably kill them not everything is bad I can watch the entire series of breaking bad all while eating my dad's special snacks know I be tripping I think somethings in the building of someone I hear them talking about all of the things in the house little did they know I was in the house so I sprung up a plan it was genius I would tap up the hole house; trip wire here and maybe two right there; they would not see it coming I feel like Kevin McAlister in this bitch I played them right into the basement and pushed them down to my surprise they wasn't the grinch or a junkie it was my entire family dead in there eyes staring up at me with intention I'm being convicted of premeditated man slaughter all the evidence stacked against me not even my lawyer can look at me all I can say I was home alone.