Splitting splitters Flipping switches Floating through the gears With each Rev of my transmission Eaten Fuller Drinks for drinking Snacks for eating Chilling in my cooler C15, 6NZ Catapiller engin Purrin like a kitten with a spool of Yarn laced with cat nip Twin turbos full of Extra horse power to the back end Of my drives needing to cool off Smoking dual Michelins Burnout tread marks on the pull off Earning so many Benjamin's I burn through these tires like Wallstreet burned by bernie Madeoff Pre-emissions, KW9 Got it on a trade off No def, no regen lights No dpf's I gotta take off Routine maintenance Oil changes Million miler, no truck payments 18 rubber wheels, stay rolling on the pavement Praise Jesus at every meal Followed by an Amen Best running rig, pulling 60 on steep hills 80 thousand on the weight ticket Barely have to split to low range 17th gear Before I crest over into Georgia overdrive Ya Dig it? Pushing 120 with one Hand on the wheel Praying I don't roll and ditch it Outlaw truckin like I'll win on appeal If the bears can even catch me