Once upon a time in a land far away Three little pigs tryna get through the day One built a house out of straw so weak The big bad wolf came and blew it down with a freak The second pig built a house out of sticks But the wolf came through and played dirty tricks Blowin' it down like it was nothin' at all Leavin' the pig runnin', tryna crawl The third little pig was the smartest of all Built his house strong, ain't nothin' gonna fall Made of bricks, solid and true When the wolf came, he didn't have a clue The wolf huffed and puffed, tried to blow it down But the house stood strong, no need to frown The three little pigs lived happily ever after Proving that brains always beat disaster