I grimace with stiffness because I’m just minding my own business done hey Mardi Gras is on which is so damn gay I used to help out Kay and now I help out ray He’s a chilled man in grey Lives with his dog Romeo by day Another woman picked up a stray The other cats hated her pussy array She gave that pussy bitch to her mother fucker The cat acclimatised and became like no other It turned from a shy stray cat To a cool cat who really liked a pat I just bought a whipper snipper the make is ryobi it’s so fucking plastic probably made in Nairobi I wanna get my head spinning so I see a coyote but now I’d rather have a roadie with Brodie Now my mum lives round the corner closely I’m so genuine that I’ve never been called phoney as I smoke this whole pack of holy moleys Where’s my fucking cone piece Where’s my pine cones