In a world of quirky joys, where perversion never ends, A tale unfolds of scents, where everyone's dear friends. I've got a funny quirk, a love that's quite unique, For sniffing undergarments, let's share a little cheek. Sniffing undies, a silly kind of fun, Aroma in the air, when the day is done. With a chuckle and a grin, let the humor run, In the realm of obsessed, where we came from. The laundry room's my playground, a comical affair, A symphony of giggles, scents floating through the air. Elastic bands and laces, oh the tales they weave, In this whimsical adventure, where taste is what she leaves. Sniffing undies, a silly kind of fun, Aroma in the air, when the day is done. With a chuckle and a grin, let the humor run, In the realm of obsessed, where we came from. Let's share a sniff, embrace the oddity, In this world of undies, with a dribble of pee. It smells amazing. Please cover me.