(Verse 1) Yo, it's the tale of Humpty D, the egg with no chill, In the kitchen, flippin' yolks, cookin' bacon on the grill. With his shell cracked, but his rhymes intact, He's the breakfast king, no need to retract. (Hook) Humpty Dumpty, makin' fried eggs and bacon, In the skillet, never fakin', flavors he's forsakin'. Crack, sizzle, pop, breakfast never forsaken, Humpty Dumpty, he's the one who's awaken. (Verse 2) He's got his spatula, and he's ready to scramble, Sunnyside up, no need to gamble. In his kitchen, he's the master chef, With every flip, he's puttin' haters to rest. (Interlude) From the shell to the plate, he's got the magic touch, Even though he's fragile, he don't fear much. With every crack, he's risin' to the top, Humpty Dumpty, ain't never gonna stop. (Verse 3) So if you're hungry for some breakfast delight, Just hit up Humpty, he'll cook it up right. With his rhyme and his reason, he's on a mission, To make the best breakfast, that's his tradition. (Outro) So here's to Humpty, the egg with the plan, Makin' fried eggs and bacon, he's the man. In the kitchen or on the mic, he's always on fire, Humpty Dumpty, the breakfast empire.