Yo, check it, it's about to get real gritty, Talkin' 'bout a dude, six feet tall, so shitty. Looks like he's held at gunpoint, face so damn grim, Workin' at Wendy's, flip that burger, it's him. He got a poop kink, man, that's just absurd, Farts 24/7, stomach issues, what occurred? Unironically calls me mommy, what's his deal? Got a girl suckin' peepee in a Dollar Store, that's real? (Chorus) Ain't no love for this dude, he's a joke, can't you see? 6 feet of ugly, workin' at Wendy's, that's his decree. Poop kink and farts, man, he's living in despair, Called me mommy, got caught in a Dollar Store affair. (Verse 2) Dude's so tall, he's like a tower of shame, At Wendy's all day, that's his claim to fame. But behind that counter, he's got secrets to share, Poop kink and farts, man, life ain't fair. Caught him in the bathroom, girl suckin' him dry, At the Family Dollar, couldn't believe my eye. He's a mess, a disgrace, can't even deny, Got no respect, that's the reason why. (Chorus) Ain't no love for this dude, he's a joke, can't you see? 6 feet of ugly, workin' at Wendy's, that's his decree. Poop kink and farts, man, he's living in despair, Called me mommy, got caught in a Dollar Store affair. (Bridge) So here's the diss track, aimed straight at you, Ugly, tall, Wendy's worker, that's your cue. Poop kink, farts, and mommy issues, what a mess, Caught in the act, can't clean up this distress. (Outro) So next time you see him, give him a stare, The guy from Wendy's with poop kink, beware. Called me mommy, got caught in a Dollar Store affair, That's the tale of the dude, six feet tall, so unfair.