I get on with life as a barman, I'm a funny kinda person. I like swimming on Sundays, I like mountain biking in the week. I like to eat chickens. But when I start to daydream, My mind turns straight to ducks. Oh oh oh! Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes, I notice the way I think about ducks with a smile, Curved lips I just can't disguise. But I think it's chickens making my life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more? Chickens or... Ducks? I like to use words like 'victory,' I like to use words like 'fortified.' I like to use words about chickens. But when I stop my talking, My mind turns straight to ducks. Oh oh oh! Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes, I notice the way I think about ducks with a smile, Curved lips I just can't disguise. But I think it's chickens making my life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more? Chickens or... Ducks? I like to hang out with Joe, I like to kick back with Tom, But when left alone, My mind turns straight to ducks. Oh oh oh! Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes, I notice the way I think about ducks with a smile, Curved lips I just can't disguise. But I think it's chickens making my life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more? Chickens or... Ducks? I'm not too fond of rude people, I really hate people putting DVDs back in the wrong boxes, But I just think back to ducks, And I'm happy once again. Oh oh oh!