Traunstein Rocks

The warden threw a party and he spent some bucks. Didn't invite Kucani cause he totally sucks. Kucani started rapping, it all went south. Know your role Jabroni and shut your mouth. Let's rock. Everybody let's rock. El Partron's got a menstrual clock, but we're dancing 'cause Traunstein Rocks. Oh, it's going on, here we go! Little Fruity Pebble from Mitrovica Tas will take his boot and shove it up his ass. Bet you're all happy you're listening to me, And not some goofy Azet wannabe. Let's rock. Everybody let's rock. Ain't no balls down in Auron's jock, But we're dancing 'cause Traunstein Rocks. Little Ronnie Kucani went to the doc. Tas hit em in his back and the pain wouldn't stop. The doc said Auron . . . You know I'm a fan, But please stop begging for that rectal exam. Let's rock. Everybody let's rock. El Patron closes up that smock, But we're dancing 'cause Traunstein Rocks. Tas heard that Auron writing with Selin. He wanted her to send nudes on IG. Auron was having, the time of his life. I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a girlfriend. Let's rock. Everybody let's rock. Divorce lawyer's down up the block, But we're dancing 'cause Traunstein Rocks. January 23rd, 2009. The doctor shouted send that baby back to heaven. Sorry Mama Kucani, but check these charts. Baby Little Ronnie's got dem lady parts. Let's rock. Everybody let's rock. Little Ronnie's got them lady parts, But we're dancing 'cause Traunstein Rocks. Doesn't even matter how hard you try. Never in your life will you ever taste pie. I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo too, but you're a walking virgin and you're 42. Let's rock. Everybody let's rock. You dress like Kirk and Spock, But we're dancing 'cause Traunstein Rocks. Tas getting some lines and a dozen roses. She's going to meet my Holy Moses. Getting with Tas is the bomb. You don't believe me, ask El Patron's mom. Let's rock. Everybody let's rock. Auron's mom can barely walk, But we're dancing 'cause Traunstein Rocks. Sing one more time! Auron's mom can barely walk, And we're dancing 'cause Traunstein Rocks. Yeet