Santa Clause, Santa Clause Gimme what i need i need 3 fat bitches and a hotel key yeah they gonna all satisfy me Santa Clause, Santa Clause Gimme what i need i need 3 fat bitches and a hotel key yeah they gonna all satisfy me Dashing through the snow, in a Ford Focus so slow 6k here we go on my way baebae pickin up fat hoes, dont know how far they'll go but as far as i know, im sure that i will be okay The first chick's name's Suzi She said she's got to pee She stands up next to me pees right on my knee we head back to my place i look right at her face curious how she tastes i do not care how long it takes Santa Clause, Santa Clause Gimme what i need I need 3 fat bitches and a hotel key yeah they gonna all satisfy me Santa Clause, Santa Clause Gimme what I need I need 3 fat bitches and a hotel key Yeah they gonna all satisfy me Open up the presents under the tree Christmas morning parents still snoring, got the egg nog pouring See 3 fat bitches layin on the wood flooring Holiday cheer cuz I know that this good ol boy's scoring Pile up in the Ford Focus, nobody gon' notice a hunnit dolla for a room wit 2 beds, shit's bogus But these bitches comin onto me like flies to a light, it's fine, it's alright, it's a motherfuckin bonus Man i tell you what, every one of them's a slut bouncin up and down, while im holdin all da butt said they want sum, lay 'em down an make 'em cum grabbin titties is so fun, flashin at me like the Sun Headin back home, cuz these bitches need a comb On my last chromosome, yeah i feel im in the zone parents mad, took my phone, told all the bitches to go Now im sittin all alone, man this Christmas fuckin blows