lyrics(erstellt mit plot generator) Last Christmas, I gave you my weapon But the very next day, you sold it on eBay This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to spandam I'm dreaming of a bloody Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the wanted posters glisten and pirates listen To hear screams in the snow You were intelligent You were helpful Monarch of enies lobby When the band finished playing They howled out for more The crowd were swinging All the pirates they were singing You asked me to laugh myself to death And then we did love But then last Christmas, I gave you my weapon And the very next day, you sold it on eBay This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to spandam instead You're stupid You're horrible Happy Christmas to you I pray God it's your last Rockin' around the the marine base At the Christmas party hop, Rockin' around the the marine base, Let the Christmas spirit ring, Later I'll have a devil fruit And me and spandam will love I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about naval ships I just want spandam for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true oh All I want for Christmas is spandam Oh, spandam yeah, oh spandam yeah spandam the chief of cp9 is a super, remarkable soul spandam the chief of cp9 is a fairy tale they say spandam baby, I want you and really that is all I'll wait up for you, dear spandam baby, won't you love with me tonight? So here it is, bloody Christmas Everybody's here to laugh themselves to death Look to the future now It's only just begun Simply having a bloody Christmastime Simply having a bloody Christmastime