THIS CHRISTMAS ITS ABOUT THAT TIME AGAIN AWW YEH SNOW FALL EGG NOG N GOOD CHEER A HOLIDAY FEAST LISHY PIES FOR TREATS BUT THIS YEAR SOME GOT HAV CROW 2 EAT I GOTA SAY THIS QUITE CLEAR IM CHANGIN THE RULES THIS YEAR CANT PRETEND THAT I DONT CARE IMA BE THE REAL ME AT UR FAMS SO TELL THEM TO BEWARE AINT TAKIN A TWO HOUR DRIVE JUST SO YOUR WEIRD UNCLE CAN PAT ME ON THE BACKSIDE N IF UR DRUNK BRO SPITS AT ME IM GON TAN HIS HIDE LEAVE EM BUSTED CURBSIDE THIS CHRISTMAS THEY GON SEE NO MORE TURNIN THE OTHA CHEEK NO MO FAKE FOR CHRISTMAS’ SAKE PLEASE WAIT TIL THEY GET A LOAD OF THE REAL ME THIS CHRISTMAS I AINT LETN IT BE SO DONT SAY SHIT TO ME JIMMY N UNCLE RAY DONT GET ALL ASS SLAPPY U GET GAY PERVY U GOIN FOR A DEEP NAPPY WAIT TIL YALL GET A LOAD OF ME YEH IM GON ENJOY CHRISTMAS THIS TIME SO JINGLE THE BELLS N DECK THE HALLS WIT HOLLY PROBLY GON BE THE ONLY ONE WHO’LL FEEL JOLLY IM SERIOUS SPEAKIN TRU LIKE A POLLY NO MORE ABUSE FROM THIS FAM OF TOOLS HAD ENUFF OF THESE FOOLS THIS CHRISTMAS AIN TAKIN NO MO N IM NOT SORRY FA LA LA LA LA LA CANT DEAL AINT PLAYIN NO MA IMA LET EM ALL KNOW HO HO HO N I AINT WAITIN FOR UR NEPHY TO RUN UP N PUNCH ME IN THE NUTS I GOT SPECIAL XMAS BROWNIES FOR TYLER HE GON BE ON THE THRONE EXPLODIN FROM HIS BUTT N IF YO POPS TRIES 2 TEL ME ANOTH FABLE IM TAKIN MY PLATE N GHOSTIN FROM THE TABLE YEH HE ESCAPED JAPANESE PRISON USIN A TUBE OF CHAPSTICK THAS LIKE GOIN TO THE MOON ON A MATCHSTICK HA HA THIS CHRISTMAS THEY GON SEE NO MORE TURNIN THE OTHA CHEEK NO MO FAKE FOR CHRISTMAS’ SAKE PLEASE WAIT TIL THEY GET A LOAD OF THE REAL ME THIS CHRISTMAS I AINT LETN IT BE TIRED OF THEM SAYIN WATEVA TO ME DUN SAYIN ITS OK ITS FINE I UNDASTAND PLEASE REPEAT WAIT TIL YALL GET A LOAD OF THE REAL ME I WISH UPON A CHRISTMAS STAR THAT THEY LIVED SO DAMN FAR ONLY ONE I LIKE IS HER MA N BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH N I WISH THEY HAD A BETA SMELN GRAMAH IF I COULD GET AWAY WIT IT ID RUN EM ALL OVA WIT MY CAR LINE EM UP ILL RUN EM ALL DOWN UH HA THIS CHRISTMAS THEY GON SEE NO MORE TURNIN THE OTHA CHEEK NO MO FAKE FOR CHRISTMAS’ SAKE PLEASE WAIT TIL THEY GET A LOAD OF THE REAL ME THIS CHRISTMAS I AINT LETN IT BE TIRED OF THEM SAYIN WATEVA TO ME DUN SAYIN ITS OK ITS FINE I UNDASTAND PLEASE REPEAT WAIT TIL YALL GET A LOAD OF THE REAL ME YEH IM GON ENJOY CHRISTMAS THIS TIME SO JINGLE THE BELLS N DECK THE HALLS WIT HOLLY PROBLY GON BE THE ONLY ONE WHO’LL FEEL JOLLY IM SERIOUS SPEAKIN TRU LIKE A POLLY NO MORE ABUSE FROM THIS FAM OF TOOLS HAD ENUFF OF THESE FOOLS THIS CHRISTMAS AIN TAKIN NO MO N IM NOT SORRY SO HO HO HO THIS MY PRESENT TO ALL OF YO ITS EQUIVALENT TO A LUMP OF COAL BUT I FLIPPED IT N GIFTED ITS HOW I ROLL MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCK ALL OF YO