Listen up, I got a story to tell 'Bout a myth that many people dwell Mrs. Claus, they say she's Santa's wife But let me break it down and give you the real life She's just a figment of imagination A character created for celebration Santa's got no better half by his side It's time we let go of this holiday ride Now I know it may sound kinda harsh But let me lay out the facts, no need to be harsh Santa runs the show all on his own No Mrs. Claus in his jolly red zone He delivers presents with speed and grace No need for help from some mythical face So let go of the idea, don't persist Mrs. Claus is just a myth that doesn't exist I know it may shatter childhood dreams But sometimes reality isn't what it seems Santa's magic is enough to make us believe We don't need Mrs. Claus to deceive So this holiday season, let's set things right No more tales about Santa's wife in sight Let go of the myth and embrace what is true. Mrs. Claus doesn't exist, now you know too