Alien Meat
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β’5 months ago
Everybody is scared of the alien threat ,no need to fret.. They take a on multiform ... they say we live on a alien farm ..and they want to eat us ..that's why they want us to disarm...I read somewhere they cause all the storms and in the past they came down in swarms ..to do the human race harm .. Ive turned on every alarm as loud as they get... They say they did the last rest...mudflood and the earthquakes Its to late once they find out we love alien stakes ...because weve been waitting for the day of there return dont cook them to long we dont like too burnt as I sit and churn up the fire ...and start up the fryer . you know Dr. Suess was the man ..he told you we like green eggs and ham...they think there coming down to eat us... but really we have been waitting to eat them.. time for the men ..to fire up the grill . after all the ground has been tilled ... we dont leave no waste ..We love the way ...them aliens taste .... They try to attack us with mind control... Just makes us crazier ..gunna need a bigger bowl.. They try to steal our energy and wipe our memory...and been doing it for centurys ..but since we got a taste of that alien meat mann it's kinda sweet ..well have to eat the whole fleet ...Alot of people to feed make sure not one survives So yeah they better think twice where down here licking our chops sharpening our knifes .. After where done eatting them all for lunch ...time to Jack there ships and go on the hunt .. Find out what planet there from get in the ships hit the overdrive..long trip hope we survive .. well be starving by the time we get there ..Grab a mask incase its hard to breath there air ... Getting so hungry I wouldnt even care .. When we arrive be ready . grab the machete.. All I know is I feel sorry for all the inhabitants..when we get there where eatting the whole damn planet!!! Ha Ha Ha No ... really their benevolent at least the ones where that I met..?
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Everybody is scared of the alien threat ,no need to fret.. They take a on multiform ... they say we live on a alien farm ..and they want to eat us ..that's why they want us to disarm...I read somewhere they cause all the storms and in the past they came down in swarms ..to do the human race harm .. Ive turned on every alarm as loud as they get... They say they did the last rest...mudflood and the earthquakes Its to late once they find out we love alien stakes ...because weve been waitting for the day of there return dont cook them to long we dont like too burnt as I sit and churn up the fire ...and start up the fryer . you know Dr. Suess was the man ..he told you we like green eggs and ham...they think there coming down to eat us... but really we have been waitting to eat them.. time for the men ..to fire up the grill . after all the ground has been tilled ... we dont leave no waste ..We love the way ...them aliens taste .... They try to attack us with mind control... Just makes us crazier ..gunna need a bigger bowl.. They try to steal our energy and wipe our memory...and been doing it for centurys ..but since we got a taste of that alien meat mann it's kinda sweet ..well have to eat the whole fleet ...Alot of people to feed make sure not one survives So yeah they better think twice where down here licking our chops sharpening our knifes .. After where done eatting them all for lunch ...time to Jack there ships and go on the hunt .. Find out what planet there from get in the ships hit the overdrive..long trip hope we survive .. well be starving by the time we get there ..Grab a mask incase its hard to breath there air ... Getting so hungry I wouldnt even care .. When we arrive be ready . grab the machete.. All I know is I feel sorry for all the inhabitants..when we get there where eatting the whole damn planet!!! Ha Ha Ha No ... really their benevolent at least the ones where that I met..?
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