Walmart wall
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•6 months ago
Yo, I walked into Walmart, had to take a quick break, But disaster struck before my pants hit the lake. Barely on the throne, my stomach's in a fuss, Had a bowel explosion, sprayed brown paint on the wall.(Chorus) Walmart woes in the bathroom stall, A mess on the wall, couldn't hold it all. Clean-up on aisle three, they're tired of the spree, DNA samples, now they're after me.(Verse 2) Walmart worker walks in, sees the crime, No sympathy, just a look like it's the hundredth time. "Clean your own mess," they say with disdain, But it ain't my job, it's causing me pain.(Chorus) Walmart woes in the bathroom stall, A mess on the wall, couldn't hold it all. Clean-up on aisle three, they're tired of the spree, DNA samples, now they're after me.(Bridge) They take the corn from my creation, Send it for testing, a poop investigation. Walmart on the phone, voice cold as ice, Prosecuting me for my wall art vice.(Verse 3) I'm pleading my case, it wasn't intentional, But Walmart ain't buying my excuse, it's unconventional. Clean up the mess, pay the price they decree, For a crime scene of poop, they're charging me.(Chorus) Walmart woes in the bathroom stall, A mess on the wall, couldn't hold it all. Clean-up on aisle three, they're tired of the spree, DNA samples, now they're after me.(Outro) So next time you hit Walmart, mind the call, To the bathroom stall, beware the wall. No sympathy there, just a prosecution plea, For the crime of spraying doo-doo, it's Walmart decree.
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Yo, I walked into Walmart, had to take a quick break, But disaster struck before my pants hit the lake. Barely on the throne, my stomach's in a fuss, Had a bowel explosion, sprayed brown paint on the wall.(Chorus) Walmart woes in the bathroom stall, A mess on the wall, couldn't hold it all. Clean-up on aisle three, they're tired of the spree, DNA samples, now they're after me.(Verse 2) Walmart worker walks in, sees the crime, No sympathy, just a look like it's the hundredth time. "Clean your own mess," they say with disdain, But it ain't my job, it's causing me pain.(Chorus) Walmart woes in the bathroom stall, A mess on the wall, couldn't hold it all. Clean-up on aisle three, they're tired of the spree, DNA samples, now they're after me.(Bridge) They take the corn from my creation, Send it for testing, a poop investigation. Walmart on the phone, voice cold as ice, Prosecuting me for my wall art vice.(Verse 3) I'm pleading my case, it wasn't intentional, But Walmart ain't buying my excuse, it's unconventional. Clean up the mess, pay the price they decree, For a crime scene of poop, they're charging me.(Chorus) Walmart woes in the bathroom stall, A mess on the wall, couldn't hold it all. Clean-up on aisle three, they're tired of the spree, DNA samples, now they're after me.(Outro) So next time you hit Walmart, mind the call, To the bathroom stall, beware the wall. No sympathy there, just a prosecution plea, For the crime of spraying doo-doo, it's Walmart decree.
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