There once was a man who thought he was the man And everyone became his #1 fan He dominated the game with dominant domination But he barely got any MVP nominations I was right by his side and defended his case But then he betrayed me in front of my face replaced me with a less superior player So I got something for you harden, say your prayers I'm the harden stopper My name is lu dort And I lock him up when I step on the court I'm the harden stopper This sort of sport is sort of coming up short so just call me the harden stopper (2x) Lu DoRt AiNt GuArD sHiT hE sTiLl HaD 38 Yeah when dort didn't guard him clean off your dirty plate Because you clearly didn't watch the game only saw the stats So your opinion doesn't matter go ahead and call the cast Of inside the NBA they'll tell you all about it Why triple team James and make things crowded? When you can just put Lu on him you should've scouted Cause he has your number now he's 1 bummer I'm the harden stopper My name is lu dort And I lock him up when I step on the court I'm the harden stopper This sort of sport is sort of coming up short so just call me the harden stopper (2x) Lu dort is the reason why you changed your hair and got fat Lose some weight read eat this not that But choose not that you're like Tom Cat Always flopping after a little contact You're gonna get every tech thanks to the new rule But dort won't Because Lu's cool Face it james he's your Achilles heel He's your nightmare but when you wake up he's still real I'm the harden stopper My name is lu dort And I lock him up when I step on the court I'm the harden stopper This sort of sport is sort of coming up short so just call me the harden stopper (2x)