I’m lazy n hazy Like Patrick I’m swayze Like magic I’m blazey Not Kevin just spacey Freshman we’re crazy The question was safety Suggestion was shady Tension was pacey When I was a gardener I got speared by pyrocatha it felt like I had taken a swipe from A black panther I used to think I could win an Oscar Instead I ended up watching an shit opera called tosca I fucking sang for King Charles fucks sake Been breaking my back and now my arse aches I was fucking famous you prince like twat You quickly fucked my choir performance stat I used To think I could play like Ronaldinho Instead ended up as a sub watching subuteo Now I near my pension I’m losing my attention might go to a geriatric hip hop convention before my magic ascension Trying to keep the connection of a small collection where you can show your affection Avoiding alien projections and artificial inseminations closed investigations fucked up medications with tough regulations More billionaire and millionaire celebrations depopulating explanations swerving speculations crunching calculations punching out vaccinations fucking up my imagination with all your contaminations Big up his chest Champagne Larry across his chest