Moshpit in the Front Page News Yeah lastnight we got in a fight in the Moshpit of the local bar fighting to survive we must stand strong bar fighting mothher effing exciting enlightening standing strong Moshpit in the front page news Exciting Enlightening We thought we did no wrong Just standing strong Fighting biting Smashing Bashing Stomping Wanting To be in the front page news But instead we just ended up Back at the begining of the Merry go round the mulberry bush The fairies flutter around in the sky The berries butter ya toast to get high. Did this ever get on the front page news Said the fether passin by catholic pews. Did it ever did it ever pass by this town Did it ever did it ever you guessed it. It was a Clown. In the Front Page News It was a Clown In our town That let us all Down. Front Page News Front Page News