Someone else: why u doing so much abt religon Me: only religion class? Man I outta *smack* (cut) Talking bout my mother father pet peeves uh Talking bout things that make me unhapy uh So let’s teach this class, what I hate So let’s get to the cooking, like what’s cooking good lookin Unfunny comments adding onto my joke, keep sayin stuff and you gonna get this smoke (Verse 1) I'm 'bout to drop some of my pet peeves, let me take the lead, These pet peeves of mine, they're the air that I breathe, they really get me mad so let’s talk about my peeves First up, we got unfunny comments, thats stuffs mad annoying, ruining my joke cuz your butt can’t help but croak and thats just the start of my peeves, let’s talk about people asking stupid stupid questions, like are you really like clueless your asking for the time but your wearing a stinking watch (In grandma voice: Where’s the milk Alex!) (IN THE FRIDGE GRANDMA) Now people talking to themselves is definitely up there, like why you mumbling jibberish, you can’t think to yourself? I hope you fall down the stairs tumbling and breaking your fall is the ground welcoming your while rumbling (Verse 2) Obvious questions, man, they drive me insane, Like asking for the time when it's right in your lane, I mean, come on, use your head, don't waste my time, Google's your friend, it's not a heinous crime. (Verse 3) Now, people talking to themselves, that's quite a show, Walking down the street, mumbling, don't you know? I get it, self-talk's cool, but in moderation please, I ain't your therapist, I'm just trying to find some peace. (Verse 4) Last but not least, VPN users in the game, Privacy's the aim, but sometimes it's a shame, They block content, slow down speed, it's a mess, I just wanna stream my shows without the stress.