Early one mornin while eating breakfast I took a shot of insulin and shot my blood sugar down Went right home and ran outta breath I stuck that lovin insulin beneath my head Got up next mornin and grabbed that vile Took a shot of insulin and away I run Made a good run but I ran out of breath Diabetes overtook me down in Warwick Maryland Late in the plaza eating the fries In walked the doctor from strawberry hill He said Ryan Eugene your name is not Dylan Paul You're the dirty heck with diabetes Said, "Oh yes, my name is Ryan Eugene" If you've got a diet, just a-read it to me Ate that burger because I was so damn hungry I thought I was losing weight but I gained five more When I was put on a diet, I weighed 500 They put on on a treadmill and made me run Had no burgers to eat They slapped my ass in that planet fitness Got up next morning a half past 11 I spied the doctor coming down the line Ah, and he coughed as he cleared his throat Come on you big hoss into that doctors office In the office my diet began Where I was handled by 12 honest nutritionists Just before they started out I saw the little doctor commence to look about In about five minutes in walked the doctor Holding the diet in his right hand The diet read in the first degree I hollered Doctor Doctor have a mercy on me The doctor smiled as he picked up his pen 99 years on a diet 99 years on that treadmill I can't forget the day I shot up on that insulin Come on you've gotta listen to me Lay off them burgers and leave that mountain dew be