Dan (Verse 1) Hey livid I’m just calling to see if you have any time to help me I want to be a rapper like you I know your favorite rapper is the G.O.A.T of rap and you have yet to get on the map the detective graham mishap will set you back a while won’t it man anyway I heard demos and I just want to say I’m already your biggest fan hopefully this album will have good pay so you can get on some rappers radars so you can get features anyways man hit me back names Dan (Chorus) Here’s the story of the crazy fan named Dan who was more attached than Stan was to Eminem and will be damned (Verse 2) Hey livid I saw you heard my message why haven’t you responded back my world is grey and black without you I want to hear your voice again it gives me pleasure if you don’t I will kill you then frame your brother as a countermeasure what I see in you is treasure we are alike Livid we both have had too much rejection and I’m gonna be a father soon we’ll you aren’t a father but still worth putting in I’m gonna be a dad adding you to the equation will be awesome see ya man (Chorus) Here’s the story of the crazy fan named Dan who was more attached than Stan was to Eminem and will be damned (Verse 3) I’m done with you I sent you my baby don’t worry about me and my girlfriend I threw her in the trunk and I’m going 120 down the freeway the baby is in your breezeway it’s storming with a tornado warning I’m gonna hit the cliff soon do you like my suicide plan I came up with it this afternoon let’s put another curse on that full moon name eh? Oh shit is that a tornado new plan hey livid remember Stan guess my name Dan is gonna be your fan base they’ll be called dans Eminem fan base is Stans because of Stan OH SHIT Hey Dan sorry I’ve been busy working on the album why is your baby in my breezeway with how pissed you were in your last voice message thought you’d answer my call I had a really big fall in my ability to rap my voice is shitty for raps I’m working on it I’m glad my demos inspire you but oh wait the news is coming on don’t worry about your baby he’s sleeping on my lap this idiot drove into a tornado with his girlfriend who had recently given birth into a tornado and became fish bait oh wait his name is Dan damn